Former Apprentice winner and founder of Hyper Recruitment

“If you are 15 minutes early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late and if you are late you didn’t want to be there.”

The comedian on accompanying his daughter to her high school freshman orientation in his latest Netflix special Tamborine

“I’m sitting there and this lady comes up and says: ‘You can be anything you want to be…’ Lady, why are you lying to these children?! Maybe four of them can be anything they want to be – but the other 2,000 better learn how to weld… Tell the kids the truth – you can be anything you’re good at… as long as they’re hiring.”
 

Co-founder and group CEO, Russell Taylor Holdings

“If you are taking over another company, it’s always a lot harder work than you realise.”