The Cambridge News reports bargain retail giant B&M is seeking a taster for a new range of frozen and fresh produce items, with the successful candidate receiving £25 vouchers to spend on fresh and frozen food at their local B&M store each month.

B&M adds it is looking for candidates with experience, which includes, but not limited to:

•    Buying the 20 share box of nuggets from McDonalds and keeping them for themselves
•    Being first in the queue in the office kitchen whenever someone says there’s cake
•    Prioritising your plate over yourself when tripping over at a buffet 
•    Going to gatherings because there is free food
•    Valuing the importance of a fish finger sandwich in life
•    Being able to put together a power point presentation on why curly fries are nicer than chips
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