Well, step this way. The Metro reports The Oast House in Manchester is seeking just such a person. 

The successful recruit will also be paid £500 and can bring a friend along to help them out in their task. 

The advert, listed on Airtasker, calls on candidates to share their best Christmas story, with the applicant with the story that makes the hirer laugh or cry the most landing the role.

You have until 16 December to apply, so get cracking with your most sizzling Christmas story – and no porkies, please...

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